I had no idea, y’all.
Celebrities’ babies kick.
Celebrities are “excited” about their pregnancies.
Celebrities shop for baby items.
And, probably most surprisingly, the above items make headlines.
I’m leaving now. To bang my head against a door frame.
Jambalaya! 
May 19, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Yeh? Bet celebrities don’t change their own baby’s nappies! “Angelina’s twins do a poo” Now you won’t see that in Who!
May 19, 2008 at 5:15 pm
You mean they’re just like the rest of us? Who’d a thunk?
May 19, 2008 at 5:52 pm
The whole celebrity thing … I just don’t get it. And while I don’t mind looking at pictures of the lovely Mr. Pitt, I really could care less about his daily habits. I can barely keep up with my own!
May 19, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Know the absolute best part? Celebrities caption their in vitro scans and call them LOLBABIES! There’s a website; I can haz umbilicals?
LOLROFLGAGBBQMCRIB
Seriously, tears. I’m crying.
(I don’t care what it is you write about, I just enjoy reading your werdnerdiness) (and torturing you about the lolcats)
May 20, 2008 at 12:09 am
I.Do.Not.Follow.Any.
I do not like them with my ham, I would not like them in a tree, I want that they not bother me.
Here, Brad, let me show you my grandchildren.
May 20, 2008 at 8:48 am
Comment of the week goes to Paul. Hands down. 🙂
May 20, 2008 at 8:49 am
Honorable mention to Stew, but only for the GAG-BBQ-MCRIB reference.
May 21, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Wait… Angelina Jolie’s pregnant?
She’s MARRIED? To whom?!