Search term du jour: “can a baby liver flip”
Yeah, so I have hit rock bottom in the posting department. But guys. This rocks. It’s such a great example of what can go wrong with sentence structure. And so, where it was just an off-color joke before, it is now a lesson in grammar. And therefore, it can be viewed on an intellectual level. (Except by Stew Magoo.)
It doesn’t hurt that it’s funny as hell.
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided
he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: “Debra, I’ve never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.”
“Could you jack off?” she says. “I feel like shit.”