Someone please, please tell me why these are the most common search terms that bring droves* of folks to my site:


Pumpkin bars


Mmmm good


Turpentine + chest cold


Word nerd


Saturday night live mah


Prune juice toddy


My aunt, very well endowed


Obviously, a couple of them make sense. The rest of them? Well? They, um, kinda give me pause.

*Droves. Yeah. It’s relative.

 (Oh. And didja notice?  My title is one of those whose meaning changes if you place the emphasis on different words within it.  Give it a try.  I actually went through all of them before I settled on “what.”)