Someone please, please tell me why these are the most common search terms that bring droves* of folks to my site:

 

Pumpkin bars

 

Mmmm good

 

Turpentine + chest cold

 

Word nerd

 

Saturday night live mah

 

Prune juice toddy

 

My aunt, very well endowed

 

Obviously, a couple of them make sense. The rest of them? Well? They, um, kinda give me pause.

*Droves. Yeah. It’s relative.

 (Oh. And didja notice?  My title is one of those whose meaning changes if you place the emphasis on different words within it.  Give it a try.  I actually went through all of them before I settled on “what.”)

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