Someone please, please tell me why these are the most common search terms that bring droves* of folks to my site:
Turpentine + chest cold
Saturday night live mah
Prune juice toddy
My aunt, very well endowed
Obviously, a couple of them make sense. The rest of them? Well? They, um, kinda give me pause.
*Droves. Yeah. It’s relative.
(Oh. And didja notice? My title is one of those whose meaning changes if you place the emphasis on different words within it. Give it a try. I actually went through all of them before I settled on “what.”)