(Edited 10/11/07 to add the link to the quiz)
Me: So? You took the presidential candidate quiz to see who you should vote for?
Friend: Yeah. Who’s Mitt Romney?
Me: He’s a Mormon Republican.
Friend: Oh good grief!
Me: BWAH HA HA!
Friend: He’s a Democrat
Me: Nuh uh.
Friend: Barack and Hillary are tied for second on my survey!
Me: But Romney is ahead of both of them?
Me: I hate to break it to you, but Romney is a Republican.
Friend: I thought I saw an elephant?
Me: Elephant? Yes.
Friend: Isn’t that democrat?
Me: Goofball. No. Democrat is a donkey.
Friend: Holy sh*t. I got them mixed.
Me: Girl, you’re a Republican in Democrat’s clothing
Friend: OMG I’m going to slit my wrist. Gimme a razor quick!
And so it goes…
Note: Sorry about the purple. I couldn’t get it to go away.