• Take one beautiful Sunday morning.
  • Add in a cool breeze with low humidity.
  • Toss in some sunshine and clear blue skies.
  • Add in one newspaper, replete with stories of how your kickass football team put the hurt on yet another victim. (A hapless victim, but a win is a win is a win)
  • Now, add in a table on the patio with the umbrella up and a cozy chair.
  • Top it off with a steaming mug of coffee.
  • Ok, now? Put a g*ddam lovebug into the coffee.