- Take one beautiful Sunday morning.
- Add in a cool breeze with low humidity.
- Toss in some sunshine and clear blue skies.
- Add in one newspaper, replete with stories of how your kickass football team put the hurt on yet another victim. (A hapless victim, but a win is a win is a win)
- Now, add in a table on the patio with the umbrella up and a cozy chair.
- Top it off with a steaming mug of coffee.
- Ok, now? Put a g*ddam lovebug into the coffee.