Five Signs That the World is Coming to An End (or that pigs are ’bout to fly, whichever you prefer):

5. That there will probably be a line at this place.

4. That this guy continues to get airtime.

3. “[The Kaballah] helps you confront your fears. Like, if a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her.”
Paris Hilton

2. Not that this occurred, but that people care that it occurred.

1. But it’s free shipping! What a bargain!!!

LSU Update
11/18/06 LSU 23 Ole Miss 20 (OT)
PHEW!!!

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