Here are a few things that captured my attention recently:
- Is David Blaine not an idiot of the highest order? (Say it with me: liver damage, possible neurological damage…Not.Worth.It.)
- How come Blogger’s spellcheck function doesn’t recognize the words, “blog,” “blogging,” or even, ahem, “Blogger”?????
- The German guy. You know, the cannibal? He testified in court that he only killed and ate his victim because the victim wanted him to. I wouldn’t let my kids get away with that excuse for something much less heinous.
- And there’s the Chinese businessman. The one that bought a fighter jet off of eBay and now wants his money back because they can’t ship it to China. (Read.The.Fine.Print.Dude.) Better yet — couldn’t they just fly the damn thing to him?
We’ve got Paris Hilton.
And I’ve got all these hits coming from Paris’ and K-Fed’s fans who are googling their idols and getting this instead.
Now that’s hot.