Indian Director Hopes to Cast Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa

Mon Apr 3, 9:56 AM ET

THIRUVANANTHAPURAM, India (AFP) – An Indian movie director said he hopes to persuade Paris Hilton to play the role of Nobel laureate and prospective Catholic Saint, Mother Teresa, in an upcoming film.

“Her features resemble Mother Teresa,” director T. Rajeevnath told AFP from the southwestern coastal state of Kerala.

And for the first time, and from beyond the grave no less, Mother Teresa was heard to whisper, “what the hell?????